i'm maddy wassup +

senpaistump:

*matt healy voice* oi n yuh bight yuh fren lak chohlahrt

officialsharks:

First selfie on my new phone lmao

hey rich white teen side of tumblr y’all got any spare macbooks y’all wanna toss this way?

officialkylieminoguedragqueen:

*wears an oversized leather jacket and messy hair* *leans up against some walls*

twentyonescreens:

this one is called nothern downpour. nOW I WANNA SEE YOU FUCKING KILL SOMEBODY

neptunain:

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

kawaiirostam:

[aziz ansari voice] :D

vaelkyrie:

thebadpunqueen:

michaelaisradashell:

the expression “i cant say that with a straight face” comes from the fact that straight people have no sense of humour and cant tell jokes

um can you not?

are you straight because I’m sensing a lack of sense of humor